Bust-Up gum - A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan. via www.bbc.co.uk

Bacon Whores - 'Finally, you can have tasty, sizzling bacon, without all the shopping, planning, and preparation. Just schedule your appointment at baconwhores.com, and our trained experts will come and prepare bacon for you, exactly the way you like it.' Some nonsense worth noting. via Agenda